I don’t know about overwhelmed—just make the incredibly easy decision to run the ball 3 straight times. Kick the field goal, then you win. That’s it.

You root for some random ass teams.

I can see the grit from here.

Was there a kid on that opposing team over 6 foot? That is one shitty looking team.

Get those fucking cats out of here

Wait wait hold on...you’re telling me a 40 year old white guy from rural Ohio who spent his life playing baseball doesn’t have progressive/sophisticated views on societal issues? Unbelievable.

Wow it seems like Trump has really caught Rousey off guard with this blow. Never thought that could happen to such a dominant athlete.

Others might argue UVA should stop fouling so much...

Are we talking about the same Villanova team that won the championship last year?

Thanks for plugging his foundation, had no idea about it. Hate Tortorella, but a little less now.

Doug Baldwin should be ashamed to (even tangentially) bring up a comparison of the NFL to“modern day slavery”. What an ignorant and ridiculous thing to say, for so many obvious reasons.

Shit. Hipsterception.

Complaining about people who complain about hipsters? How hipster of you.

[Fifty-three percent] of white women voted for Trump

I was going to chastise you for forgetting the Sacramento Kings—but then I remembered we’re only discussing professional teams here.

That “LA Chargers” chant has to be the most pathetic chant I’ve ever heard. Fuck Dean Spanos but also fuck all California sports fans—Raiders, Chargers, Warriors, Lakers, each of the 2 LA Kings fans. You are the worst.

Awesome article, Dave. Thanks for writing it.

Lol

“Beating assholes? Sounds fun!”

“is in the chocolate industry” is an awesome phrase.