"You know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white."

Albert Maysles died this week - but you don't mention that.

The Charleston firefighters did a whole goddamn calendar of them posing with puppies!!!

I'm a law student and just came back from Dilley, Texas, where I was one of the first pro bono legal representatives for the women and children detained there. If you are as outraged as we are, please consider helping out our newly formed non-profit, which will help these women post bond: http://www.gofundme.com/bond4r…

I know I'm in the greys but this is actually an area i'm studying in detail at the moment so I thought I'd throw in my two cents.

:( No words for this. Going to look for a way to help his campaign now.

Emma, you can do better than a jerk who dresses up in SS uniforms for Halloween.

Bobbi Brown is such a heartbreaking story.

yay!

I believe that Prince helped her. No joke.

Katherine Hepburn was a fucking badass. According to the footer, she won 4 Oscars and apparently didn't show up to receive any of them!

so they placed a trach. Next a peg tube (permanent feeding tube in stomach)I'm sure. This is not a good thing at all IMO. Looks like they're going to let her be in a vegetative state indefinitely. Prob will be placed in a long term care facility. This makes me sad, and angry at the same time. I'm sorry BK, but you're…

Sounds like a potential 2016 GOP Presidential candidate right there.

This front thing, what is going on here? It's very unfortunately placed and shaped.

What drove me crazy about this episode though (besides Beth's folksy singing again. She's dead, WHY ARE YOU STILL TORTURING US WITH THAT?!) is that Tyreese didn't do anything himself while waiting for the group. He's been around long enough to know what you have to do if you're bitten on an extremity. Even if he…

I have lots of complicated feelings about Michael Bloomberg, but thank God he's on this gun crusade. The Congress effectively forbids the ATF, CDC, the FTC nor any university to compile data and conduct research about guns, so only a rich man on a mission can provide evidenced-based research about the public health…

I'm gonna be THAT person—

Don't you know? When actors and actresses are not on screen they are quickly put back in their hyperbolic transport capsules and rushed back to their permanent preservation tanks at one of the main Hollywood talent hatcheries.

I think our problem is that we're trying to make the joke smarter than it is.

If we're being evenhanded here, it's pronounced "yolk."