Uhm. I could have a thousand kit kats for what my computer cost but I still need my fucking computer to do my work every day (so I can buy kit kats).

I'm sorry that you've been through all those things, and I'm glad you were able to make different choices. But not everyone is the same as you, and not everyone has the same emotional capacity. Someone once said to me, "suicide happens when your capacity for pain outweighs your coping resources." And those coping…

Quick, Sundance, buy it. Every other Network will muck it up. I do think if they made additional episodes, and not direct remakes of the episodes, it could work. I have been obsessed with Black Mirror for two years, and am glad/sad everyone is on the bandwagon now thanks to Netflix haha. There are some very American…

Johnny Depp and Wayne Coyne are having a WORST MIDLIFE EVAH contest in my lil' old nineties child heart. I'm going to put on a black velvet choker, smoke a clove cigarette, and cry into my Sebadoh albums.

The cops found her with at least three times the legal level of melanin in her system.

Republicans aren't fiscally conservative. The last republican to submit a balanced budget was Dwight Eisenhower.

I might actually start watching sportsball, if the Seahawks all came charging onto the field in fetchingly-tailored vintage Halston pantsuits.

Well, when the Pantsuit has a Law degree from Yale, and the Patriot has a Journalism degree from the University of Idaho I know who I'd prefer enforcing our laws, treaties and court rulings. :/

You ever try to think about infinity and your brains hurts? This sentence has the same effect:

Why the fuck is this person out if the greys? Could y'all maybe fix the idiotic and arbitrary comment system on this site before trying to ruin it with new ways to publish crap to the main page?

Businessweek has been doing some amazing covers as of late. While that A&F one is great, this one is my personal favorite:

I have no qualms about jumpsuits, but that jumpsuit has issues. It's looks like a wearable pelvic exam.

True. It distracted from the sophisticated humor of the fake blowjob.

Ooooh, for me, slurpy kissing in movies and TV shows makes me RAGE. Totally understand the punching urge.

As one of four POC in my 200 person office, this is not a shock. It's fucking distressing how far people seem to have their heads up their asses w/r/t race relations in the U.S.

You want to talk about hardship? These are Buffalo Bills fans we're talking about here. You'll have to do worse than this, Mother Nature.

Someone needs to get that child out of the house. She does not look like she's being well taken care of. The family has fallen apart. And...I was a chubby kid who became a fat adult, and I'm not trying to either fat shame nor pick on her, but she has gone from chubby to obese since Honey Boo Boo has been on the air.…

It's not just these photos, it's literally all of the "candid" shots on her Instagram and site. It's amazing, because every time a new B photo shows up on Insta, I instance look for warp tool abuse. I don't have to look hard.

My dog had to be wheeled in on a gurney the last visit and my mom and I were following behind, crying. As we walked in, there was a lady in the waiting room staring at us, hands over her mouth, crying. She knew exactly what we were there for. I kinda appreciated the sympathy, though she didn't say anything.