There is a reason I only want to play Sealed when I play Magic. I’m a noob, and Sealed drastically hacks down the ability of good players to, well, be good. When all you can do is make a deck with the cards you randomly got out of packs, your max deck quality is now harshly capped. It means I ever have a chance and I…

Yes, because sexual experience means so much in the world. Yuck yuck yuck, nerds, amirite?

Working for a Ford Dealership, I can assure you this happened 100%. And yes, the head receptionist is the wife of our GM.

When reached by Kotaku, the Ford dealership said they didn’t know what we were talking about.

I don’t know how I feel about using a completely non-interactive experience to prove how far an engine has come along. The engine doesn’t make the artwork. People do. And if you have a lot of people that can focus on making things pretty without worrying about functionality, that works out pretty well.

“Evils, Resident and otherwise.”

Mick Gordon did the music for the first 2 seasons of KI, and then moved over to DOOM.

Well it clearly states in the article gameboy color and in parenthesis it says gameboy advance games. Just take another look the end of the article.

I feel like a lot of commentators here are missing the indicators of why this joke was aimed entirely at making fun of himself.

Look at what the wife actually says, guys. She’s worried about his safety, she has a headache, she brings up reasonable refutations of his points, she gently tells him that they just can’t…

You know... I have an old busted Atari Lynx. That shell has a lot of real estate inside of it.

Don’t disturb Cowboy Bebop when he’s at his computer.

I knew something was bothering me ...

FireRed take, there.

I wrote some unit tests today. I did my part :V

As someone who hasn’t spoken to my father in 8 years, not out of any anger or fallout but just because we are two entirely different people, families are not permanent. They’re just a loose agreement that genetics mean something socially.

I think because, coloquially, “citadel” is the word most often used to describe the largest version of a military castle. You know, it goes from fort to castle to citadel just like communities go from village to town to city.

This is all really awesome and I’m fucked because a lot of googling/youtubes are going to happen tonight instead of gaming ;)

She has her roots in Gibson, who called it first with Idoru.

Yea... Daggers ARE weapons. It's like asking "What's the point of an airplane designed to fly faster"?

The question I have, is why would you own a dagger that is not designed to kill something?