for all the Homers of the world... enjoy!

There would have been no need to punt with Hoke as coach, since Sparty would have been up by at least 3 or 4 scores anyway...

the very thought of the Eagles winning anything should be enough to put an end to this sort of violence.

I got mad skillz yo.

I’m gonna go with Cheese Whiz and Bugles. So. much. salt.

but, if you didn’t retrieve the gold in a timely fashion, the weight of it would push right through the bottom of the pool and all the gold would end up melted down in the core of the earth.

and Ladybird likes hats too.

i know, right? Him staying alive probably ruins the Master Plan.

but he died knowing they beat OU. that’s all that really matter this season.

crazy eyes for sure.

mechanical

milk, milk, lemonade...

Good call Tom.

my thought exactly... sure, come on back to Zimbabwe... trust us.

Maybe he has Rainey on his fantasy team... FanDuel, amirite?

whoa. will they have to vacate wins?

Is it too late to get in on the Fan Duel for Speaker?

I was expecting to come across this....

+6 for the Prisoner reference.

go back to florida, troll.