they’re like a box of chocolates, but with claws.

I think this is how they might feel about Governor Brown!

Leftovers from our recent expeditions to the glorious hell hole that is the middle east or freshly baked and bought with blood money?

Lou Reed would not approve...

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Benjamin Franklin.

Colonel Kurtz told the story quite well...

then he says “John Hancock” so... that escalated quickly.

If by “nobody” you mean “you”, then you are wrong. You obviously care. Get over yourself and make another burner account to troll the next poster who doesn’t live up to your expectations.

this. she would end him.

well isn’t it?

purple drank flavor. the official flavor the Houston’s ‘hoods.

And how do we begin to covet, Clarice?

yes! thank you!

I’m gonna go with Close Encounters of the Third Kind... (I don’t think I’m embedding properly)

St. Francis Of Assisi — ‘All the darkness in the world cannot extinguish the light of a single candle.’

I’m pretty sure there’s at least one team like this in every league. Our version had them all switch hitting by the 3rd inning and still sending balls over the fence... we were a D league rec team and they should have been playing up 1 or 2 divisions for sure...

meanwhile in Texas...

the struggle is real.

But the family that tried to NOT air their dirty laundry in public (read: Duggars) are also considered crazy too. This is a no win situation.

and certainly “hotness” is an excellent marker of how well someone can handle the truth...