And it’s not even a slideshow. Torch, you’re a rockstar.

Kinda true. When I drive box trucks for my company, cars do all kinds of dumb stuff around me. I mean, I don’t blame you for not wanting to be stuck behind a giant wall that is scrupulously obeying the speed limit (and also telling you that “The price of solar has dropped 74% in the last 10 years!”) but it’s not worth…

I didn’t write that headline. "Fascinating" is what I went with.

McDonalds serves BILLIONS of burgers a day.

Both wrong. Correct answer: Sienna.

Baby Boomers are going to retire and fuck everything up just like they’ve done everything else.

You guys should be lucky Notre Dame chose your shitty state to settle in and give it a slight chance of dignity, and basically every single alum I’ve met from ND is an entitled quasi intellectual asshole with charming myopic but dangerously influential ideas.

Bummer the guy has to sell his cars in order to pay for healthcare that would have likely been covered in other developed nations. This is absolutely a political issue.

where did you get ‘reasonably priced’ from? the cheapest harley is $6.8k( ‘17 street 500). i count 11 honda models under that price point, 4 of which are also 500 series bikes.

This is going to be better than Ballghazi and I’m so excited.

Good to know I can pack on another 200lbs of PBR and bacon and still find a ride.

Get out.

HELLO WELCOME TO ESPN. SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS. NEXT UP IS STEPHEN A SMITH WITH SOME TAKES ON DOMESTIC VIOLENCE AND HOW SOME WOMEN JUST HAVE IT COMING. THEN WE’LL GO TO HOW THIS ACCUSED RAPIST IS BREAKING DOWN DEFENSES.

Hearts were meant to be broken.

I’d watch what I say about Barkley. You know what he’s capable of...

Then you have a choice you have to make. I personally will make other sacrifices in order to not have an HOA tell me what I can or cannot do with my property.

Anyone who chooses to live in a community with an HOA gets what they deserve.

I’m pretty sure this whole issue is a fabrication, and incredibly elaborate ruse concocted by that one kid you knew in elementary school who always insisted it was the controller’s fault when they lost.

That’s because this niche is ugly, impractical, and pointless:

Something is definitely afoot in that game.