I will cut you

Would you binge the whole season at once? I think that might be too much. Probably better to watch a game or two each weekend, Thursdays if you have time.

Fixed

2015 AFC SOUTH PARTICIPANT

Usually Bears don’t fuck up a pool until September.

What does Adrian Peterson have to do with this story?

How does the spam guy get through, but I constantly live in the grey?

He likes turtles

since they're binned as "X weeks", a Poisson would make some sense, though I guess as a "time-to-failure" process (failure being playing a game, paradoxically), a Gamma distribution would also be a logical choice and looks like it would fit well.

Don't fear distributions, Craig! Non-normality can be your friend!

Didn't take long for the candy bar truthers to arrive

Five million seems like a lot until your realize their currency is gravel.

Geno Smith can only dream of being 6-11.

They should really be used to losing three hours wherever they play.

"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

I'm glad Hester pulled off a rushing TD, and I'm curious if he can do the same against an NFL team later this season.

Get off the sidewalks? GET OFF LAKE SHORE DRIVE!!!