Are you the last person on Earth to ever try this beer?

Yeah any time a starting QB goes down I automatically assume Seneca Wallace is his backup.

You wouldn't think a person could be so wrong in a list of just three flavors, but here we are.

Alcoholism.

His annual report will read all of five words, "The stock is doing good."

Added perk, the size of the van provides ample distance between Jay and his unvaccinated children.

At the brewery I go to, they have 10 house beers on tap. There's a hefe, a red and EIGHT FUCKING IPAS.

Isn't it a little too early in the football season to be talking about how bad the Rams are?

You can understand the confusion when you consider members of both websites have penalties marked off in yardage.

Hernandez 6/17/13 (11:35:01 P.M.): I think I messed up bad, coach. What do I say when the media starts asking the tough questions?

To be fair to the kid, the only reason he even drives that tractor in the first place is because he kept falling off the wagon.

The entire month of summer is wonderful.

Odds Manziel texted other teams the exact same thing? Gotta be near 100% right? I love visiting my buddies in Cleveland, and there's a lot to recommend there, but no pro athlete just starting his career campaigns to go to the Factory of Sadness.

The raccoon is actually the thing being thrown.

This consistency suggests some advantage to being left-handed, otherwise evolution would have done away with it.