I'm afraid we are going to have to blow up New York now. No hard feelings.

I wish a pox on the genitals of all involved.

Is no place sacred!?!

/begin my bed bug rant from the drop in centre

We had a clothing and household goods section where people could get items twice a week. Some things were unlimited, while other things had specific rules (work boots, blankets, tents, sleeping bags, etc) because they were in huge demand. Now, homeless people and…

I just substituted the introverts version: sit together and say nothing and/or read books/computer stuff/music/share a blanket for hours on end.

Its part of Di Blasio's new socialized approach to mass transit. This would never happen under Bloomberg.

and they don't even have to pay???

There might be an interesting scientific reason for this. Dogs are able to detect flicker rates on TVs at higher values than humans. So things that look "real" to us can easily seem like just a series of images to them. However, sports are now being recorded and broadcast with higher frame rates, and the refresh rate…

I think the article is suggesting that in the eyes of these particular men, the power these women have comes solely from their ability to control, withhold and distribute their sexuality as they see fit. They can dole out how much men can see, when they want them to see, and different people get to see more than…

Not owning a computer/phone doesn't help given that there are peeping toms, toilet-cams and camera-equipped drones (for those inaccessible windows and walled celebrity properties). Not being naked at any time doesn't work - with infrared and terahertz cameras, you can sometimes get apparently "naked" pics of…

I think VICE actually put out the best article about this whole Fappening issue:

As a moderately unattractive male, let me tell you that it is indeed a pretty sweet gig. Particularly if you're white, as I am.

Done and done. Thank's Erin!

Unrelated, anyone want to hangout tonight at the graveyard? I'm feeling... thirsty.

I know I'm in the grays, but this really needs the Archie Beat Off cover:

Because you will find a decent person out there. I thought I was finished in my early 30s then an old friend came back into my life and we've now been married for 16 years.

Just...bro...STOP TALKING! What on earth?? You say "you can put my meat in your mouth" then say SHE'S disrespecting you?? I've never seen such desperation. If she's so hideously fat with alien eyes, why'd you swipe right in the first place? Take your 32k and buy yourself something pretty, broseph. You deserve it after…

Well, that changes everything!

To everyone saying it is just a joke: That's the point.

"she wouldn't work" = she can't take a rape joke.