Good.

Good.

I would happily get cash out of an ATM machine to pay someone to give you a wedgie.

I bet you’re one of those fuckheads that get upset when people say “Legos”.

Not if it’s how you make your living, dickbag.

Yours is the stupidest complaint I’ve seen in weeks.

Geico.

You’re a fucking clueless asshole.

You knew she was a whore when you married her.

Yes, you can.

So, what you’re saying is you doubled the value of your fleet?

“He said that torque is the initial punch you feel when you hammer on the accelerator right off the line. Horsepower is how long you are pushed back in your seat.”

But, Tom, automakers are our friends who would NEVER take advantage of consumers, right? Right?

I feel naked if I leave the house with less than $1,000 cash in my pocket. I might be old.

Easy walking distance to three taverns, duh.

The flag code has been unenforceable since 1990.

“Sluts” are women who have no interest in your little peanut dick.

Ten miles or ten hours? Believe-it-or-not there is a difference.

Fuck this guy and his shitty Superfund site.

“40 percent less crashes”