It’s 535 miles from my house to the nearest Bentley dealership. I see MAYBE one a year. There’s no shortage of pickups, however.

Naw, I’m about as sensitive as a rock and I still think their name sucked diseased donkey balls.

Trains are one of the loudest things in the world. They shake the ground from a quarter mile away. If you can’t move six feet to get out of the way of an approaching train, perhaps it’s better for everyone if you don’t.

Don’t be fucking stupid. Aside from the fact that the top of those rails are rusted indicating very low usage, trains are massively loud.

I’ve no particular love for Burning Man people, but yours was an incredibly stupid comment.

Who?

lol

Aren’t you the one whose wife made you wear a helmet to drive a Yugo?

All their neighbors had left the island because they knew a storm surge was coming. People were begging Ma and Pa Kettle to leave the island that they KNEW was going to get hammered. Read the fucking article, you ignorant cunt.

There was no traffic, edgelord. There was just Ma and Pa Clampett wandering around after everyone else on the island had left. Now, get back on your knees and continue sucking your mom’s cock.

I’m not talking about evacuating Houston, you dumbfuck.

Sweet comeback, shitstain. Consider me put in my place.

I never said evacuate, you cunt. I said “head to higher ground”, which is the fucking opposite of “drive around like a dumb mother fucker until you fuck up your truck and almost manage to drown”.

Their neighbors on the small, low-lying island managed to evacuate just fine.

Suck my dick. Their neighbors on the island managed to evacuate without dying.

Will I be able to talk to the salesman for five minutes without wanting to kill him?

Only assholes like practical jokes.

Chock full o’ people too fucking stupid to head to high ground with a hurricane coming. He may be afraid of the IRS but dollars to doughnuts he won’t have any problem cashing the disaster assistance checks from the Feds.

“Looking suspicious” isn’t a reason to be pulled over, it’s just an excuse to harass people with the wrong hairstyle or the wrong skin tone.

She’s just letting you pretend it’s your money to humor you, anyway.