Then they shouldn’t be driving on public roadways.

lol

Pretty sure the operator was the red flag.

This is why my spare tire goes under the car before I do.

Throw your spare tire under the car before you get under there yourself, it’s strong enough to keep your head and chest from being crushed.

“I had to do some fast and fancy maneuvers at over 70mph to get it turned off and pulled off to the side.”

Yeah, getting where I’m going during the week efficiently, safely, and in comfort is so boring.

If you don’t have $22k in the bank to “piss away” on vehicles, you’re doing it wrong.

Yes.

They’re going to use it to gather your tears and drink them as they roll around on the huge piles of money they make, genius.

“You can also request a refund if you want, but it’s just $10 for hurricane relief charities, so why would you want to?”

Assuming you were a resident of California, you were not licensed to drive.

That was... pretty good.

I love how people who make comments like these pretend they weren’t once mewling, puking stroller monkeys.

The Rouge is a fine, upstanding citizen.

My new imaginary, squooshed looking hybrid minivan concept has a 1,000 mile range. Suck on that, Toyota!

They’ve actually improved a lot the past couple of years. They’re only slightly behind Hell in customer satisfaction these days.

You keep making rational, thoughtful comments like this and you’ll be back in the greys before you know it.

The first time I heard “couldn’t pull the dick off a chocolate mouse” I almost pissed myself laughing. It still makes me laugh like a loon every time I hear/read it.

Any plans to make it available to those of us with Comcast in the works?