I remember reading an article recently about a girl who did that in California and apparently raked in the sales.

* Once you’ve got that swagger, hit the street. You’re looking for middle-aged people with disposable income. You want suburban folks who’ve been knocked down in life, who’ve settled for running out the clock in an office chair after they gave up that dream of island-hopping the Caribbean. They’re gonna carry extra…

A co-worker told me that a girl in her daughter’s troop sold cookies outside of a medical marijuana dispensary, which might be the most ingenious/devious sales strategy since a girl in my elementary school set up shop outside of Weight Watchers.

Fun fact: in high school, Marshall Koehn was out on his family’s farm when he spotted a coyote peering out into a field full of grazing cattle. Marshall, from the other end of the large field, started at a full sprint at the exact same time as the coyote did, both racing toward a particularly weak calf that had…

Oh sure, its easy for a guy to run a 4.61 with his dick and balls inside his shorts...

No problem, if you ever want to feature BRAKES and everything that Doug Herbert has done for teen driver safety I can get you in touch. Doug has been really passionate about it since he lost his boys in 2008, his oldest was driving recklessly in the rain and cause an accident. Both of Doug’s sons were killed instantly…

Quit racing on the street and go to tracks, and then maybe they won’t close.

Disappointing that neither of the offending drivers is counted in the “3 dead”

Forever, no parole, death penalty if I had my way. He was partially responsible for killing 3 people and ruining several others’ lives because of it.

My thoughts exactly. If 85 was too fast to react to the other car changing lanes, that car was going dangerously slow for highway travel. Seems like 120+ would be more believable. Also, it would be interesting if truck drivers were trained to operate their vehicles like train engineers. If someone cuts you off, just…

I know the answer and I own a fucking BMW.

Street racing on deserted road is one thing, but with traffic involved, plainly stupid.

I thought the home plate umpire is a pussy and the second base umpire is a tit?

SMDH. When I was a kid, neighborhood play was permitted until the streetlight came on. Just let kids be kids.

The slide that hurt Tejada was not legal in any way and you know it. The problem was the umpire was a pussy in not calling interference

As someone who suffers from various allergies, I’ll try to be as diplomatic as possible here. That said...

JUST GONNA SIT OVER HERE CRYING GUYS. I’m so sorry for your loss. I’ve owned both cats and dogs and losing them opens up a hole in your heart that can shock you, especially if you aren’t prepared for the pain. You did a great thing by providing him with a home while he was here. You’re good people.

When things are going well, it’s easy to get complacent. Pursuing safety is expensive, time consuming, and, much like fighting global warming, the effects of progress are hard to notice. Deaths like Earnhardt’s don’t really happen in top-tier racing anymore because of the advancements pushed forward after his…

I remember, after he died, being reminded that he called the people who wore the safety harness “pussies”. I’d rather be a live pussy than a dead legend.

only 15 years ago?