Even for a casual commenter, this is poor Kinja.

no, six. It mutated and grew an extra one.

whoops, five. fuck it.

Rio Olympics logo: six interlocked ring(worm)s

apparently he’s both“really, really fast”, and “incredible mediocre”

Rio Olympics motto:

The IOC would feel really bad about this, but in their defense, the bribes were exceptionally large.

The U.S. will send 48 rowers to Rio, they will be as forewarned and forearmed as the federation can make them

Free double drinks to all immediately after boarding. No one will complain about anything and greatly enjoy the flight. The end.

Sub-9 for 26 miles even.

No, no, let him be an idiot trying to show what a tough great runner he is by having no idea what a casual marathon time would be.

I think Barry’s point is that casual runners don’t rip off 26 consecutive sub 9 minute miles.

Dude, we all celebrate your running prowess, but you gotta look up “casual” in the dictionary. That’s an 8:36/mile pace. If you are running a marathon in less than four hours, you are — by definition — more than a casual runner.

Can we get one thing straight. Most casual runners can’t even run 26.2 miles, so just the achievement itself amazing.

Here’s how you can improve the flying experience:

We have finally achieved Maximum Metal.

Actually, all the issues were pre-snow plow. Since then, it has run perfectly! I think this means the snow plow use FIXED it!

Well, at least it’s not the worst thing to fall out of a Bengal’s pickup truck.

100% wrong, IMO best vacation for your money.

These aren’t just transportation devices, but malls, casinos, buffets...and about 400 bars.