Legally? Nothing.

I worked at a grocery store when I was 15. One winter day as I was corralling carts, I saw an older woman trip on some ice and fall on to the curb. She was clearly hurt, so I helped her up and into the store where she waited until the ambulance showed up and eventually took her to the hospital. She wasn’t even on the…

This all looks bad, but at least he hasn’t dabbed on the football field. That would be classless.

Ah yes, shall we just return to the mashed potato and twist to satisfy your generational needs?

“Your first kiss wasn’t your cousin? Well, aren’t you some kind of snob. Watch out for Mr. Rockefeller, over here! Too good for his own flesh and blood!"

No kidding. Wonder if he talks about all the water snobs complaining in Flint.

Budweiser fans setting the bar pretty low on the definition of “beer snob.”

You have to be a beer snob to not enjoy light beers like budweiser or coors?

You don’t have to be a beer snob to know Budweiser is shit. You just have to be generally alive.

At least Dilfer threw a TD in his Super Bowl. And no picks.

Give me the phoniest redemption tale and I’ll usually buy it.

I knew the design of Levis Stadium made the east side seats particularly hot. That must have been where Drew was sitting to bake up all these scorching takes.

Watch Russell Wilson’s presser from after last year’s game. You know, the one HE LOST on the last play with an INT? Then get back to me on Cam’s press conference.

Some comments on the post game presser (from Niners Nation):
“ [The two teams] were placed in the same room, with only a black curtain dividing the two teams. If you listen to the first part of the video above, you’ll hear a loud voice. I believe that was Broncos cornerback Chris Harris talking about how the Broncos…

I'm done with Cam. I defended the guy all week then he gives up in 4th quarter and walks out of the press conference. You couldn't script a better ending to empower the "back in my day" fans and sportswriters.

I turned on the local am sports radio show this morning and it was just a series of highly sexual moans and grunts interspersed with words like “Cam” and “he just didn’t want it” and “everything on the table” and “gave up on his team.” When the radio host said what I think was “not a true leader” he screamed in…

(jumps back) (attempts to use heat vision to blow up ball before it’s recovered)

How long before we see Cam in one of those "it's not how many times you get knocked down"-type commercials? A week?

Obviously PTSD. He saw number #94 diving after the ball and checked out.