Or, if you foul a player who doesn’t have the ball the team can select the free throw shooter from the players on the court. Similar to a technical. If you’re dumb enough to pass the ball to DeAndre Jordan when the foul occurs then he has to shoot his own free throws, but if he doesn’t have the ball you’re getting no…

The scary thing is, I imagine many of the folks weeded out in law enforcement personality tests end up working for security services.

Slow down to what? 20mph? 40mph? If there are no signs saying slow down to x mph then how do you know what to slow down to?

“If there are no signs saying slow down to x mph then how do you know what to slow down to?”

Depending on your speed, it takes about 3-4 seconds to come to a complete stop. Look for a sign post on the side of the road, once it comes in view you should be able to count to 3 before you pass it.

I would argue that it was an attempted RKO that Clay blocked at the last moment. As a knower of pedantic wrestling facts, you would know that Randy Orton never hits the first RKO, but always the second one “out of nowhere.”

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That’s more of a stunner than an RKO.

Hmm. Maybe I need to talk slowly here.

I had the same thought. I have 2 friends who could count on me to help bury a body. But a CHILD’S BODY??!! I’d probably call the cops on their ass.

Get ready for a week long conversation about What Your Kids Are Doing On The Internet. I bet Chris Hansen’s media schedule is booked until next Tuesday.

Once you get to the point of “murdered a thirteen year old girl” I don’t think it matters whether it’s federal crime or not anymore. You’re probably going away forever.

How on earth do you convince someone to help you stash the body of a 13 year old girl?

Wow memegenerator is exactly as quality as I would expect

So, they’re saying all this stuff is CORRECT?

wait, what? I’ve never had trouble flushing my toilet when the power was out.

I can think of a REAL easy way to figure out who owns it: Release the game, then see who sues you!