MEGHAN TRAINOR IS THE ZODIAC KILLER??!?!

SHE WISHES she could be a Wynonna Judd

is it just me or does meghan trainor looks like ted cruz

I hadn’t considered fishnet clad legs as a way to camouflage my belly fat. Thanks, Meghan.

As long as I get a good, solid Diana out of Gal Gadot, I’ll be happy.

Fuck no. I fold it in half like a decent human being.

Add making me side with Fox News to the reasons I hate Donald Trump.

“My daily routine is I get up and go in the kitchen and turn on all the lights and I see all the green and I go ‘Oh, it’s a happy day!’”

She’s my new role model :')

They call women the weaker sex, but honestly, what is that based on? Women can multitask and keep their shit together during tough times. When a man panics he’s useless. Completely useless.

Well... at least she isn’t one of those I-don’t-understand-how-life-works commercial people?

VOTE FOR BERNIE, I’M IN BRAZIL THO

i see spillage

Jack Antonoff = Roseanne

The Canadians can have Alaska as long as they promise to keep the Palins.

Is anybody actually afraid of clowns?

I don’t understand why everything has to be censored on TV like this..... BUT and this is a BIG BUT - these people are constantly in a state of laying down, bending over and sitting down. It would probably make for awkward/gross viewing.