Since we're treating anecdotes as scientific data now, I can say that I'm originally from FL, have lived in NYC for 4 years now, and I know a fuckton of transplants from both FL AND the Midwest.

Ahh, time for my annual reading of Hunter S. Thompson's review of the Derby.

Which is highly amusing to me, and in my mind the only major differences between William F. Buckley and Donald trump is eloquence and being a cryptofasicst nonce

I think she'd fuck Dan but only if he was using Maher's dick. She seems to really love gay dudes https://broadly.vice.com/en…

Well, if I wasn't sold yet on watching this movie, I am now.

That side-arc was definitely the best side-arc of Blackest Night, but then again anything featuring Renee Montoya's The Question written by Greg Rucka will outshine most comics.

Can't we just have a miniseries of The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Klay instead?

You can't convince me this isn't secretly a Paul F. Thompkins idea.

Furiously pens sequel to Hamilton

He'll be able to pay for renovations with the solid-gold dragons HBO delivers to him after signing 15 GoT spin-offs.

*bear hugs Dreamcast and Gamecube copies of Skies of Arcadia*

Totally stealing "Admiral Bonetopick."

I love Keanu in Much Ado About Nothing so much. It's so bad it's can't not be secretly brilliant acting.

This reminds me of Sanjay Super Team!

That would have made Fox's Days of Future Past so much better.

*Jim Hammond. John built the dino park.

His Lucas Lee is not as "X-Games" as in the graphic novel but fuck me was that mock trailer for a Lucas Lee movie was perfect

But ruined out of the gate cause Fishburne's voice overdubbed Surfer's actual actor, Doug Jones.

Have you ever seen The Maria Bamford show? This is an infinite increase in budget!

Where all the white women at?