Privacy!!??  In Texas?  For a female!!?  What a quaint notion.  She should probably be investigated immediately to make sure she wasn’t trying to give herself an abortion.  Cruz supported the Dobbs decision.  He should KNOW that females don’t deserve anything like privacy. 

Yeah, there is just NO WAY to make it believable that super handsome Depp (then, now he looks like Keith Richards,) would have been with Plummer (Who didn’t look too old for her part, then.)

I always took the Roth/Plummer scenes in PF to say, “Hey, we’re 30-ish and already haggard, been small-time for so long, let’s…

Oh, right. I only watched one episode and I completely forgot it was mockumentary.  Which is a gimmick that really needs to die.  

I think Roth and Amanda Plummer who played Honey Bunny had the right chemistry as a couple. I think Depp and Plummer just wouldn’t have worked as well. 

Several of these aren’t “theories” any longer. They’re active plotlines that the show has acknowledged.

I just want an aftercredits scene of Albie back stateside, buying more shirts from Dan Flashes

Reservation Dogs is just so, so good. It really sneaks up on you with it’s low key hang out humor and then there you are at the end of the season crying your eyes out. 

Reservation dogs is damn near perfect and it should win more awards

So now a “key witness” has to be an unquestionably infallible upstanding citizen!? Historically, hasn’t the key to bringing down criminals been squeezing their criminal cohorts to flip and testify against them? Can’t arrest and try a scummy pedophile because his scummy pedophile wingman who ratted on him seems too…

“On this precipice of disaster, I ask the young men of this nation a question: Will you sit behind a screen while the storied tales of your forefathers become a myth? Or will you stand resolute against the dying light of America’s golden age? Will you reclaim your masculinity? Will you become a man to be feared,…

More damning, though, is the revelation that Florida’s elected officials have long been well aware of the crisis and have taken little to no action to save the state’s most at-risk girls.

This horrible. I’m sorry for Katie. I’m sorry for Katie’s friend and I’m sorry for Katie’s loved ones. I mean spilled coffee, is a bad? But rape is fine I guess. Women supporting other women is always going to be punished in our society. Now our society has lost a young woman willing to fight back for her teammate and…

A lot of people have really decided that any behavior they don’t like should literally be illegal. Win Butler is a dick. A groupie thinking they were in a relationship and being wrong isn’t abuse.

“Power dynamic”? He’s a fucking singer in a rock band, not a prison guard or Harvard Law’s Dean of Admissions.

This:

No.

Jaws is #1 as it’s the best movie ever made. And this is coming from someone who saw Raiders in a theater in Flushing Queens in 81 when they theater lost it’s shit cheering when Indy appeared on the sub.

Matt Gaetz, a child molesting sex trafficker, doesn’t want to be seen with Donald Trump. Wow.

It’s definitely weather related, as Gaetz can see which way the wind is blowing.

Let’s find a way to make a story about a woman being sexually assaulted into a story about Jezebel’s favorite topic of the month - age gaps.