The actual Tomsula Index is a list of businesses that will let you use their bathroom without having to buy anything. 

#ungrayAndrewDaisuke!

JUST GODDAMN VOTE FOR THE DEMOCRAT YOU FUCKING FUCKERS.

Yeah, but how far did he punt the football?

8th Grade, 3-on-3 basketball tournament. Actually had a pretty good team, and made it to the semis.

I think only parents are giving you stars, my man.

“the recording was made last Friday, when she and her son were at a trampoline park.”

The worst thing about youth sports is adults. 

I honest to God have no idea who you’re arguing with right now.

Penn State has a long history of pressuring people to do things before they’re ready. 

shut up

Sometimes in life, when one door closes, a thousand other doors get slammed in your face.

I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!!!!

The tendon is often replaced with one from a cadaver. Which means Quinn Cook might miss next season too.

Yeah, having the coffee information just below that story is a little off.

It’s tough to spot, and it’s subtle, but if you know how to read *just* between the lines of his quote, where he specifically directs his comment at the Celtics, you can see that he is, in fact, talking about the Celtics.

All I can say is that Bob Myers’s press statement which began with him tearfully sorta explaining what happened by using words and phrases like “there were experts,” “multiple MRIs,” “multiple doctors,” and “cleared to play” by “collaborative decision” sounded an awful lot like a random corporate executive explaining…

Oscar Pistorius competed in the Olympics. And that guy has NO calves. 

There is nothing good in this post.