the university’s medial sciences building 

Eighteen hours later:

I just want to say that I really enjoy C-Webb as a color commentator. He’s clearly passionate about the game and he speaks his mind.

I love this:

LOTS OF PEOPLE ARE SAYING I’M GETTING A GIANT WAFFLE CONE...IF YOU TALK TO PEOPLE OUT THERE- AND THERE ARE MANY, MANY PEOPLE WHO WANT ME TO HAVE TWO DESSERTS. ICE CREAM AND COOKIES, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? WELL BELIEVE ME, WE’RE HAVING DESSERT AND IT’S GOING TO BE BIGLY. AN AMAZING AMOUNT OF DESSERT, AND ITS LEADING TO A…

I was always told not to feed dogs people food.

95 16HR

Specifically, Ball said that LeBron’s sons aren’t primed for NBA success the way Lonzo and his brothers are because the pressure of living up to LeBron’s legacy will be too much.

The Spanish should initiate an investigation. Nobody would expect it.

I was at the Stick that day as an 8th grader with my dad, a long-time Niner season ticketholder (no longer). It was the quintessential childhood memory with him and we talk about it still. My relationship with the NFL and the Niners is not what it once ways - concussions, FIFA-like management style, turning their…

Nice try, Roger, we all see you.

I love the twisted logic on these people. If you’re embarrassed that someone is showing people how you’re acting in public, maybe you should be embarrassed about how you’re acting in public.

Oh, it has to be a major city? I guess lives are only important if they impact a metropolitan market. For fuck sake, comment on basketball.

This was your trigger? Your breaking point?

You are a horrible person and you don’t belong on the internet.

Meltdown in the Middle

The lesson, as always: Don’t drink and do cocaine and then leave the bar and go drive your boat as fast as it goes.

If someone was gonna die from being drunk with power I really wish it would’ve been Trump.

With the overall shittiness of 2016, and the distinct smell of shittiness that 2017 is offering up, I’ve got Duke winning it all in my bracket this year, because that’s just kind of how life works these days, I guess. In fact, I made the largest majority of my choices by a ‘which one would win in a world without joy,…

IT’S LIKE A CONTRARIAN HIPSTER SPORTS TAKE MEETS DR. SEUSS BOOK