Mad Max was great. You’re spot-on with everything else, though.

Sure, but I don’t care about any of that.

This might be the most annoying sort of humblebrag I’ve ever read.

in memoriam, all flags will be flown at half mast\half lemonade.

Weird. It’s almost like calling black people animals who should be caged and pointing out that they’re being systematically oppressed are two completely different things.

Raiders Fan Knocks Out Raiders Fan In Extremely Slow Fight

I guess there are blind spots on these little Carrs.

in certain organizations and certain jobs you give up that right of your freedom of speech temporary [sic] while you serve that job

BLM: “Some police are assholes.”

Ahh, Florida State fans. It’s like if Notre Dame fans were bad at spelling.

So because he is big and strong he deserves dementia?

Huh? Even running backs can’t be hit in the head by another player using their helmets.

I’m pretty sure helmet-to-helmet hits aren’t supposed to be allowed against running backs either.

Thanks for stepping away from the gridiron for a few seconds to enlighten us, oh wise football sage. You fucking clown.

Comments like this are almost as good as the ones to the Cardinals lost a game articles. They warm my heart.

And yet the largest eggs in the stadium will still be laid on the field.

Upon hearing of Miller’s assault on a septuagenarian, a saddened Emmitt Smith stressed the need to respect all religions.

As for this girl though, come on already. My eyes can’t roll hard enough. This is display for display sake.