Dez Bryant: Atta boy! Caught it!

There’s a commenter commenting on a grown man crying in a video rather than about how a young boy consoled a fellow person who was upset.

Lt. Scott Wrigglesworth: FOR THE LAST TIME, STOP ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT THE NAME!!! I’M SICK TO FUCKING DEATH OF ANSWERING THIS- oh, you mean the NBA player’s name?

First off let me start off by saying “ All Praise Due To The Most High.”

I totally underestimated Dana White. I thought his jeans would be bedazzled.

I read the story. I still don’t believe that Florida has museums.

If only there was some kind of convenient bed Murphy could have used.

This is the same joke that was used on the last Wade article.

That swamp is the #7 entertainment destination in Jacksonville.

No one feels bad for the cardinals.

Lupica’s got some nerve ragging on Durant for joining the Warriors while simultaneously wearing Steph Curry’s sneakers.

No, there is an additional reason aside from jealousy to not like this move. That reason is entertainment. You know, the whole reason we watch sports. Do you like to know the endings to movies before you even start watching them? This season is going to be boring as hell. I have no desire to watch a team roll through…

That’s not even the good one, his super kick on Russ Jannetty is the true champion.

How dare he betray the city who drafted him.

He’s a rich, spoiled man with a broken brain. He’s not Trump rich, but his dad was semi-famous and worked in entertainment for decades and so I’m sure Zack has an expensive education and someone to manage his finances and there are very very few things in the world he gives a shit about. Collecting baseballs is one of…

Eddy Curry swears he’s going to do an awesome pool dunk here in about 58 minutes.

He’s already demanded a trade to the Pirates.

You wrote 4 paragraphs trying to defend your team and fans from what’s clearly meant to be a ball-busting series, and in doing so both seemingly missed the entire point of the series and gave more fuel to those who really do see Cards fans as the stuck-up prudes of baseball.

So what you are telling me is that you are an actual fan of the team, not a fan of the fans, making you, therefore, one of the best fans in baseball.

DFW captured what any true tennis fan felt but could never hope to fully convey when watching Federer make mince meat of the tennis world for all those years. Both he and Federer are truly one of a kind.