A truly wise judge would have followed the example of Solomon, and ordered that Dan Snyder be cut in half.

Great job done here by Shane McNulty, hurrying the quarterback and causing the bad pass that was picked off. Also a good job by other Shane McNulty, putting the hit on the player pursuing the ball. And an awesome job by the other Shane McNulty, picking off the ball and hustling 93 yards for the touchdown.

And for God's sake, let them use their hands.

"Are there guys who kick with both legs?"

"And don't get me started on Diego Maradona. I offered him a Diet Coke and he told me they were both part of his New Year's resolution."

[forehead slap] Obviously!

After reading pretty much every article written about Tony Gwynn over the last two days, I believe he was the man all of us think we would be, if we had money and fame. Unfortunately, the vast majority of us end up being unhappy, self-centered, insecure assholes who take what little we actually have to offer the world…

No lie, David — best story about Tony Gwynn I've read over the past day and a half. Everyone seems to want to convey the same message to us; everything you think you believe about Tony Gwynn is true. I'm grateful to be able to see the man through your 16 year old eyes, and I'm glad Deadspin took the time to publish…

Obviously, Durant thinks he should be forgiven. But if there's anyone on that team who truly deserves to be given amnesty, it's Kendrick Perkins.

Too bad hockey isn't more popular in Pakistan.

John Kruk: [reads story]

It's just a page from the book The Complete History of Racial Equality in Italian Football.

Booooo my man A-Rod says there are no steroids in Miami. Except in his house. And maybe his car. And his gym bag. And on his yacht.

Well crud, this field does me absolutely no good.

Strange to see him so mellow. Usually bears are furious at baseball players due to their constant abuse of the Cubs.

Given that average life expectancy is 77.5 years, most Miami fans can honestly say they'll never see anything like this again in their lifetimes.

I'm pretty sure this home run broke at least two or three physical laws.

The Kings fanbase is actually quite reflective of the city; there are a lot of minorities in the attendees, yours truly and his wife included. Hockey might be a "white" thing elsewhere, that's true enough, but in LA, the fan support is all across the racial spectrum. I've never felt out of place or uncomfortable at a…

stop, please just stop. pretending to be illitirate and/or gangster is one of the main causes of shit-headedness in America today. you need to go see a professional immediately, and have him/her smack some fucking sense into you.