If you really want to know how to make the most out of 9/11, you could always ask Rudy Giuliani.

Ha. +1

Two Sets of Footprints: Chasing the man returning my pass for a touchdown.

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Serves him right. His poor belt has been supporting two extra people for years.

1. Change things.

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Oof. +1

The Lakers just can’t win. Either they get rejected or they don’t get rejected and DeAngelo Russell posts a goddamn video about it.

Goose Gossage: [watches Jose Bautista video]

Giggle.

That’s terrible. If they want to talk about the Chicago Police Department totally shitting themselves over this investigation, they should’ve gone with a Chipotle sign.

If Miller’s teams keep losing to unranked opponents, the only thing that’s going to hit a fan is shit.

Hee Hee.

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Ha!

Hee hee.

Subtle. +1

Yes! +1

It reportedly happened at Sotto Sotto in Yorkville. Ironically, Sotto Sotto is Italian for, “What the fuck did you say about my mother?!”