Ha. +1

Two Sets of Footprints: Chasing the man returning my pass for a touchdown.

+1

Serves him right. His poor belt has been supporting two extra people for years.

1. Change things.

+1

Oof. +1

The Lakers just can’t win. Either they get rejected or they don’t get rejected and DeAngelo Russell posts a goddamn video about it.

Goose Gossage: [watches Jose Bautista video]

Giggle.

That’s terrible. If they want to talk about the Chicago Police Department totally shitting themselves over this investigation, they should’ve gone with a Chipotle sign.

If Miller’s teams keep losing to unranked opponents, the only thing that’s going to hit a fan is shit.

Hee Hee.

+1

Ha!

Hee hee.

Subtle. +1

Yes! +1

It reportedly happened at Sotto Sotto in Yorkville. Ironically, Sotto Sotto is Italian for, “What the fuck did you say about my mother?!”

Peyton Manning has also vowed to play in the Super Bowl with his broken arm.