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Seems fitting that Rose shares a space with the Virgin Mary. Both of them can be out of commission for 9 months without ever being touched.

When I was in high school in the early 80s (yes, I'm that old), I went to the same gym as a lot of the Marquette players. Because I was 6'2 and slightly more athletic than the 30-something middle managers who made up most of the gym's membership, I often drew the task of guarding Doc Rivers. And for the most part, I…

In terms Suh will understand, the deal averages a $2.375 million fine for every two games he's suspended without pay.

As usual, he made it about a yard before going down in a heap.

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Favre: Where'd you shave?

Not after what the Vikings did to him. Bruises like that don't just heal overnight.

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Goddamn, I miss LCD Soundsystem. Their farewell show lead up at Terminal 5 is the single best show I've ever seen. Some other DFA artists are fun too (Holy Ghost!, Museum of Love) but that magic will never be recaptured.

If more daughters knew this trick, Shawn Kemp would've played for all 30 NBA teams.

Photographer: Do you want to jump, too?

I'm surprised this information has come to light. Duke doesn't usually get outed until the first weekend of the tournament.

This joke suddenly disappeared. And my subsequent comments were gray. Note to self: No more rape jokes!

Sorry to hijack your bad eyesight post. It was funny. Even though it hit a little too close to home.

Thanks for the support. But I think my banishing is probably for the best. Deadspin just isn't that fun anymore. I loved laughing at, and being inspired, by the likes of The Amazing Sneijderman, Same Sad Echo, SavetoFavorites, cobra, brah and a few others. Now those guys are mostly gone and it's tough to get too…

Despite his retirement, Pierre's RBI total this year will only drop by 10 or 15.

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