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this is the dumbest fucking thread

My greatest accomplishment of 2016, and my entire life, probably, was using a pen until it completely ran out of ink. I didn’t lose it. I didn’t chew it up until it was unusable. Nobody borrowed it during a meeting then kept it. I used up all the ink in the pen. Even now I’m kind of basking in the glow of that memory

Yeah, the tech was cool, but I bet the subway still smelled like piss and vomit. #innovationpriorities

I do know what it means.

I want a DIY mouse trap that kills them in such a way that they cry out little mouse squeaks that tell all the mice to run like hell and write mouse warnings on the outside of my house that will scare away mice for years to come; some Dante’s Inferno type shit.

Sorry to be “that guy”, but if you need to get rid of mice you have to accept that mice are going to die, one way or another. Humane trapping (of mice, specifically) is little more than a feel good measure.

Hillary will wipe the floor with whatever sad excuse for a candidate the Republicans end up with. I’m talking about Berner’s who think Hillary is about to be arrested.

Yes, it’s an article of faith in this crowd that the Clintons are criminals, and this time the world will recognize their fever dreams as fact. There has been no point in the past 25 years this hasn’t been true.

At about 1:56 into the Affleck-Colbert clip above, Colbert actually jokes first about any fighting, mentioning they should “fight at the end of the show” and “bare-knuckle boxing.” Casey Affleck responds with a surprised but joke-y come back, “You wanna fight me?” It’s not an invitation, it’s a reaction to Colbert’s

Nowhere near anyone who buys this.

Somewhere safe.

Because bats are basically mice with wings?

Just wait for my Great Depression, America. It’s going to be huge and the most luxorious Depression ever. Luxorious for me, not you losers.

1) double yellow areas are designed for cars, a 600cc 100hp super sport has the power to weight ratio of 500hp 3000lb car....thats with a 200lb rider.

I’ve always hated crowded coffee shops that call out people’s names (often after they’ve written them down wrong) and then get mad when you don’t immediately hear them. It feels shitty to have the failings of a disorganized system be blamed on you.

Great topic. I think it’s ridiculous that I can’t so much as run into a post-office for stamps without shlepping two children along with me, but I have this perception that there are so many busy-bodies out there that would call 911 as soon as I locked the door that I feel like it’s better to just err on the side of