Fuck this shit.

I’m here for the 2,000 word missive on polysaccharides, but I’m also more into etymology than chemistry, so here goes:

Polysaccharide combines the Greek prefix poly-, meaning “many”, with the Latin root saccharum, meaning “sugar”. This is bullshit, according to many old-school linguists, who don’t like to combine…

Grover Cleveland, [somebody else], Grover Cleveland?

Rob Gronkowski, William Fichtner, and Rick James?

Okay, how about, “Lex Luger, Christine Bransky and Scott Norwood”?

You know, Boonie is on to something here. For as Rousseau said in his Discourse on Inequality, “In fact, the real source of all those differences, is that the savage lives within himself, whereas the citizen, constantly beside himself, knows only how to live in the opinion of others.” That is, in “the box” the batter…

I’m not quite understanding what you’re looking for. Do you want a screenshot of the surge map (i.e., which places are seeing how much surge), or are you wanting screenshots of the pricing details of particular rides which include a surge?

Biggest point everyone is missing from a driver’s perspective is that you never know the rate you earn for the ride until AFTER its over. For all the claims that Uber is simply a middleman or exchange, UBER CONTROLS THE PRICING. A true platform would simply allow customers to bid on a ride and drivers to accept the…

Thinking about it gives me a red-wine-and-cola vibe. You hear about it and try it to gross yourself out and for like a day you’re all “SURPRISINGLY DELICIOUS” before you realize it’s not.

-Bettman said at the time Vegas put in their expansion bid that he was “disappointed” that nobody else put in a bid at the same time; this was largely seen as a shot at both Quebecor and the Seattle group who eventually got a team last year. At the time it was assumed that Quebecor bailed once oil prices started…

To be fair, that’s an Australian cow. It’s size is greatly exaggerated by the Mercator projection.

The Pepsi Super Bowl LIII Halftime Show Starring CBS’ Star of CBS’ Number One* Show NCIS: Los Angeles,

And yet Darren Rovell, the cockroach’s cockroach, will survive these cuts and outlive us all.

#BrandsArePeopleTooMyFriend

Since you’re apparently not trolling: the purpose of the sports, arts and other non-revenue generating activities is, surprisingly, not to generate revenue. They enrich the educational experience for those who participate in them — the athletes who are given a chance to compete regardless of whether or not x number of…

Either you’re a university administrator here to troll, or you missed the shit out of your calling in life.

This will likely have a huge impact on dozens of shoppers.

Goddamn master stroke. I was wondering who would pull this stunt first. You are a badass for this.

This is fucking fabulous. I have never loved Deadspin more.

This is seriously awesome. You’re carrying on the Gawker Media tradition of doing smart, challenging, in your face work. Keep it up.