Probably something not sold in America is what I'll say.

What’s with the hubcaps??!

This has Canadian plates. Did Canada get it? No. :)

How so?

Makes sense.

Incorrect. The apostrophe doesn't belong there.

Real.

One where I exist.

This is impossible amirite

I also follow this policy. Also, note how they’re all parked within the lines.

How benevolent you are

Simple. Mess up their cars before they can mess up yours.

A wise statement indeed.

Font is off, but definitely more convincing.

This would make pretty good footage for a movie.

Because Forza is the definitive car theft game, of course.

something like sedans being of higher status blah blah

In India, if your car is under a certain length, taxes are lower.

That's cute.