I thought it was an extended Passat. I stand corrected.

“refinement programme”

The front seems to clash with the rear, and the profile just doesn't fit.

I've seen this one IRL before. It was beautiful. Same color, same wheels.

I see lots of DB10 in there...

Not on sale in ‘Murica.

Patrick, please no, don’t be the new Tavarish!

Probably a replacement? Or broken?

That was only half the title you mentioned there. Plus, it's quite obviously inferred.

Evolution of the black sedans...

Agree. Oh well, Italian quirkiness...

Verossa. Another JDM special.

Blinded yet?

And new bumpers, a winch, new “side skirts”, window shutters, glass dome, new seats, various unique bits, and more.

That’s the joke. An automatic when Save the Manuals is a priority.

...close enough...?

Enjoy.

Beats rogue dinosaurs.

it looks like it's diseased

False. No need for even a sticker. Silver is enough.