This is so wrong. I’m a physicist so I have some authority in this area. First of all, this is not “without particles.” Light is a particle. In fact, it is a quantum of the electromagnetic field so electricity is also involved. Second, quantum teleportation is not at all the “kind we are familiar with in science…

Use salted butter for your “snacking butter” for reasons that should be obvious. Stick unsalted in the fridge and use it for cooking.

If it isn’t for everybody, then it isn’t for anybody. And bad taste is not limited to this one event. Stop by Christmas sometime.

I have that pen. It’s a pretty good pen. Until you’ve had it for a couple of years and the lid won’t stay on anymore. My other pens have a screw-on cap and last (literally in once case) a century. The Lamy Safari snaps on and sooner or later the plastic ring it snaps over erodes sufficiently for it to come off in your…

I have that pen. It’s a pretty good pen. Until you’ve had it for a couple of years and the lid won’t stay on…

I don’t get the mac and cheese one. Make from scratch is trivially easy, you can use whatever mix of cheeses you like (I like to add a bit of gruyere and aged gouda), whereas Kraft is just salt in a box. The “cheese” is the same thing they fed to GIs in World War II and Korea.

Awesome! I was looking for a better way to confuse Maps with Photos. Kudos to Google for creating an icon that does not say “Maps” in any way.

Populace.

“More so than any genre except for horror, science fiction is defined by its special effects.”

Pocket Casts wrecked their podcast search feature on Android Auto by magnifying the podcast icons to the point that only two fit on the screen at a time. Add in AA’s six tap limit and you might as well not bother. You need to unplug the phone, start something playing, and plug it back in. That’s extraordinarily…

“calling a cave rescue diver in Thailand a “pedo””

No, it is based on the idea that you should fill up both lanes and merge at the end.

His father sent him to military school for a reason. The only reason he didn’t have legal troubles was being rich.

Man. Add orange to that list and I’d know exactly who you’re talking about.

Oh come on! It’s easy to understand. Elon Musk has thinner skin than Donald Trump. But an equally loud mouth.

Oleo Locomotive? I would totally buy one of those.

$60k is affordable?

“I have been adamant since I came forward with my essay that I never set out to ruin the career of the person I spoke about.”

“Basically, if you want to see Sarah Palin look like a fool, check out Showtime on Sunday nights.”

It took me years to train my eyes to avoid Nancy. As soon as you see it you’ve read it and as soon as you’ve read it you regret it. Nancy is an abomination.