"the microwaves don't always spread evenly, some spots absorb more microwaves than others"

@Magnus357: Fair enough. I will resolve to make my initial posts less trollish in the future.

@tillman: Guess I shoulda left it off the application :(

@Totenglocke42: Honestly, it's not me saying this but every instructor in the UK and the testing authority. The 'shuffle' is actually very accurate and fast, although you wouldn't think it to look. There's probably good explanations to be found by googling

@potka: hehe. 'fuck you very much' ;)

Well said that man.

@Magnus357: "Go ahead and give me another graphical APIish option that implements all the features of modern graphics cards."

@Magnus357: Must you keep making unwarranted personal attacks?

@Korrupt: Ah, that makes sense. Thank you :)

@OUBeaver: See my reply to Magnus357.

@Magnus357: I primarily use Windows, as I'm a professional gamedev. I used to use Linux extensively during my time as a roboticist. I've also used esoteric systems such as VxWorks (that which powered the Mars Rover). I rarely use OSX.

@Korrupt: That's been around for a while [www.citrix.com]

@The5thElephant: Are you sure that's what they meant? It doesn't sound very beneficial and it's not how OnLive works.

@Magnus357: Thanks for the insult, always a great way to start a comment. So what are your highlights of the past 15 years? Perhaps I'm being unfair.

@John Steele: There's a carpark where I live where for some reason they've only painted the front corners of the spaces, so you can't see if you're in the space when reversing or not. Result is no one ever parks properly, and practically every car in the carpark encounters the problem you describe.

@bobkoure: Only time I ever parked my bike an a car space some asshat reversed into it and didn't even have the balls to stay around and help me lift it up.

"Imagine a service like OnLive that uses virtualization, but also provides unfettered, no-latency access to your PC's hardware layer."

Zzzzzzzz.

@potka: "if i would have gotten this on my receipt"

@coodgenducta: "According to your idea, if I'm waiting at a red light, talking on the phone, and I get rear-ended, I instantly get a $500 fine."