Dudes that unironically dresses like this probably spend a lot of time saying things like “garsh dang-it” while trying to turn the radio up.

I’ve seen Victorian parlors with less clutter than that front end.

I was going to say Naples...because that place is nuts, but uh...yeah.

I am willing to be patient for the time being.

I Realize it’s a different vehicle category, but I’m all about the Rivian R1T. 4 Doors, a truck bed, and their price projections and range look excellent. The crew trucks from “Long Way Up” got some pretty great range, if that can be taken as any indication of production models.

F1 making a big push in the US, huh?

NEWS FLASH:

Oh, come on.

Exactly.

Fights crime...drives a legendarily mysterious all-black car that is fast as shit?

Not unless you straight up shit corn on the cob.

I’m just happy to see something that looks like real manufacturers participating in racing that may actually have relevance.

Me:

None.

This all sounds pretty freakin’ weak.