Oh, come on.

Exactly.

Fights crime...drives a legendarily mysterious all-black car that is fast as shit?

Not unless you straight up shit corn on the cob.

I’m just happy to see something that looks like real manufacturers participating in racing that may actually have relevance.

Me:

None.

This all sounds pretty freakin’ weak.

Wait, he’s from Connecticut, too?

Holy fuck, yes.

The South lost.

They gonna jump them over the Snake River or some shit?

I bet there are pre-programmed “Driver Styles” and that it was set to either Piquet Jr or Grosjean.

So, an XC 60, a CX 5, and a Cayenne had a three-way?

“When we get home, remind me to slap yo mama.”

This is not a bad thing, I suppose. FE is creeping closure to holding my interest for more than a few laps. I can get past the fact that I’d miss the roar of an ICE (hell, F1 already sounds like a bunch of tuned Honda civics anyway.) I’m actually growing to like the weird spaceship/RC car sounds.

It looks like a car around which a 1980s, prime-time, “lone crime fighter gets a fancy-ass car” TV show would be spun. Something like Knight Rider, Hardcastle & McCormick, Automan, or even Streethawk.

This is beyond silly. It’s fucking stupid. Nobody outside of the teams gives a shit, however I see why the teams do give a shit. Money, rule ambiguity, and hundredths of second are on the line. Basically it amounts to this: