Now imagine that comment being spoken in a wicked bad Eastern Mass accent.

What, no Nick Cage meme response?

Pretty sure that my old car only managed to hold itself together because of carbon and rust.

There’s a diesel Crosstrek too, but the US doesn’t get any Diesel Subarus.

Nobody underwhelms with concept cars like Subaru.

Recall 340,000 souls, you say?

The obvious joke is obvious.

I need to make up for forgetting to add a Horatio myself, so let’s take it a step further...

Jebus....they’ve out Lamboed Lambo.

Me addressing their design team:

Clearly investigators have to crack this case.

Dfuq?

FJ + Aztek + Rally Fighter + Hemi = Beast

The Countach was always prettier before US regulations uglied it up:

So, aquavit, ice cream, and some leftover Perky Jerky?

I am very happy to report that Christian Von Koenigsegg feels the same way: