Enough about his arm, is his ass okay!?

Mr. Jones, you dropped the meme ball on this one.

I miss the drinking games.

I would put it closer to Philly this time. Pennsyltucky was not nice to them the last time around.

Things I can't say CP to:

Sexah.

I added an -ed to design. Was thoroughly confused for a bit.

That was a sloppy, sloppy comment.

Fuck, search total eclipse of the heart literal version

The name De-Ranger sounds like it should drive around emitting an EMP when it is near an electric car while it cruises around blasting The Pixies.

COTD

The trees have not been pleased with facial hair this week.

I forgot to add "... of the dick...." between Fever and right.

I love how you show up every month, tear every thread up for about a week and then disappear again.

That is like Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever right?

Isn't that Daulerio?

IT HAPPENS WHEN YOU EMBED TOO!!!

I will have my turbine powered car someday...

You know what else is eye catching? A fishhook, and honestly I think I would prefer that.