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Ya'll gon' make me go flat out

@AMG=OMG: Guy I work with grew up in northern PA and said that when they picked up the Amish kids on the school bus they would all smell like pig shit.

Is it too much to ask that the next time you're in PA with a CTS-V coupe concept you give me a call? and spiegel/fodder/racinG73/philadlj/other PA jalopers?

@tempesjo: No, only one eclipse, my other boat is an aircraft carier. Just in case I need to take off cause something going on with my job, you know, as president of South Africa. I just keep it close to the coast when I'm driving it, cause you know, they don't arrest the president and shit.

I bet Wert is pissed that you didn't go. Getting a car to try and kill itself trumps burning the clutch out on the only version of a car in North America... at least I think.

@pauljones: Yeah, but why do people always have to fuck with a good thing?

Well, when my boat, the eclipse, was in the shop and my buddy has a boat that he let me drive. It's some special one, capesize or something like that. Well, when I took it out I wasn't really sure what I was doing and I accidently ran over a couple smaller boats (the USS New Jersey or something) and then hit an

@pauljones: I don't know, in my opinion I think she had her nose done and her lips done. That or she just got older... and sheded her old nose.

@pauljones: Too bad Megan Fox had to get all that plastic surgery. She was better before...

Slightly off topic, but I've heard the three Kardashian's referred to as the 3 K's recently...

@doug-g: Yeah, there is definitely a limit of what looks good. My yard stick is how does it look in Yoga Pants.

@pauljones: Hehehehehe... price of entry...

@En0s1: Oh, the Kardashian's have plenty of mileage on them.

My buddy gave me the keys to his M1 one time. I thought it was awesome, except it had some shitty paint job by some "Andrew" guy. I decided to help my buddy out getting it resprayed at Maaco in a neon yellow for him. He seemed kind of upset at first, but then I handed him a PBR and he was cool. That's the last time I