Hey, did you guys hear that Ilya Kovalchuk is still a free agent?

@Skeetz: You crazy bastards.

@Skeetz: ... I've heard of something referred to as milk bags before... never seen actual milk bags though.

@BN.: Oh boy, I think that was my best laugh of the day.

Time to start saving for a Nav.

@BN.: Good question... huge dong?

New motorized vehicle event:

For pictures of the actual crash, [cbs3.com]

@pauljones: Thats only a 3 hour drive at a 1000 mph. I mean, come on.

@pauljones: Why ex? It would take something pretty extreme for me to give something like that.

@BN.: Does she want a VG30DETT in it? Oh please say she does!

Well, a girl who drives a lifted truck/SUV does wonders to me. Really any worked on car that a girl wouldn't stereotypically drive does it for me. One woman who comes into my work has a mint 60's Bronco with a modest lift on it...

@ThreeLitre: I was going to say it's probably this, [en.wikipedia.org] . But at 78 mph it's probably duct tape.

@B1663R: To your argument, I keep a 1 Wood in my trunk at all times.

@nicnack74: Fuck that, big ass Caddy's are among our inalienable rights.

@Alfisted: Oh the days of the needlessly banned... followed shortly by the loss of the unbanned...

@Ben Wojdyla: Well, when I eventually get my Brougham, I'm swapping an LS3 in it anyway. The plaid interior though... that's a crime. Cadillac's are only allowed to have cow based interiors.

@Ben Wojdyla: Hey man, her money fixing it up to sell at a loss is better than my money lost fixing it up.

@Sheed's Bald Spot: Amen.

@youthinkyouknow: He did say that you could email him for the unedited version in the smelly harasser post