A Van Dyke beard is actually what people commonly think of as a goatee. a Goatee is technically just the chin part. So Hitler rocking one of those wouldn’t phase the style out.

By the way, the kids have not banned Shirtless Dad yet.

While I don’t think I’d go so far as to classify it the way you have, I rather like sneezing too. Once in awhile, anyway.

I could give half a shit if sneezing ceased to exist.

In the NES game adaptation of “Who Framed Roger Rabbit?”, there was a part where you got a real life phone number to call to give you a clue on how to progress. If you call that number today, it directs to a phone sex line.

It sounded like Chunk from The Goonies.

The guy next to her in the plaid shirt looks like he’s about to celebrate as he shoves his hand into his pocket.

I’ve seen your posts; I’m not sure that’s an accurate statement.

San Francisco Mayor: [eyes dancer skeptically] Are you sure this is the right guy?

This is almost certainly the dumbest post I’ve ever written.

There once was a man from Nantucket

You do know some of your readers are Deaf right? Not all of us can just “go over and listen” to your shitty ass podcast.

There's just no need to switch drivers four times for a five hour drive. That's the real story.

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Maybe this one is just a "me" thing, but my favorite position for performing cunnilingus is with the woman on top. I happen to enjoy the complete immersion, and the weight of her body on top of me. I self-identify as a D-type, and my partner self-identifies as an S-type, but to me this position is not about D or S;…

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Johnny Cage hit Goro right in the Dragon Ballz.

So long as she's open and up-front about what she is looking for and willing to do in a relationship, and fine with the pool of people that this means she'll get, why does it matter? I wish more guys were up-front about how they really just did not want to eat pussy, instead of making excuses and stringing their…

"in that relationship."