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How does this involve Gordon Ramsay other than to get youtube search hits? Read more

Focusing on 4K is a colossal waste. Focus on framerates, more complex simulations, higher player counts, ANYTHING but fucking 4K. Breath of the Wild looks just fine on my 4K set thanks to decent upscaling, and I would be perfectly contented if the next Switch remained a 1080p system. Read more

Bonus points for namechecking Vecna, but I’d have gone with trying to steal his eye and/or hand for the real nerd cred.

Soooooo much this. I had my SNES, Sega, eventually Playstation, and my Frankensteined-together Compaq PC and they served entirely different gaming purposes. I wasn’t playing Quake, Diablo II, or Myst on console and I wasn’t playing Crash Bandicoot, A Link to the Past, or Gran Turismo on my PC. Maybe it’s just the “old… Read more

Ha! And there are certainly reasons to prefer a Honda over a Lexus just like there are reasons to prefer a console over a PC rig that don’t have anything to do with price... but that extra cash you saved can’t hurt either, I’m sure!

The fat guy in Prince of Persia. He is used to teach you skills via trial and error and marks a point where the sword fights in the game become beautiful.

Yes, I know it’s an older game but I still have to go with the Magus battle in Chrono Trigger.

I always keep a couple cans on hand for those “I’m in a hurry and don’t feel like cooking” days.

I’ll be 55 this month. I don’t go out of my way to buy it at the store, but on those days when I don’t have time or just really don’t want to go out for lunch, I’ll buy the Chef’s ravioli from the kiosk in the break room and have that for lunch, maybe with a V8 for 2 servings of veggies and a full day’s supply of… Read more

I sometimes pick up a can of Chef Boyardee Ravioli or Beefaroni (personal fave) when it’s on sale at $1/can. At 56, I always think, will I really eat this? And then within a couple of days, it’s gone and I loved it. I eat at least a few pieces of ravioli wrapped by a slice of buttered bread. Read more

Haha, if Buffy was set in the Bay Area it would definitely be a different show.

Here’s the pic in case you don’t want to go to Reddit:

The title alone gets ‘Two Snaps Up’!

Spider-Man 3: Home Alone 2: Lost in New York

I’m so tired of Sacred Recipes. What is it with people just looking for reasons to get upset? I don’t eat pork, so I make carbonara with smoked sundried tomatoes (rehydrated and finely diced). It’s simple and delicious and the smoked tomatoes add a porky flavor. If you give one single shit that I call it carbonara -… Read more

Meanwhile, Kraft Punk will not break up because he cannot die. 

Eh, I’d rather not go viral at all - positive or negative, it’s all 100% toxic.

I was pretty sure it was a joke until the update, and I’m still not sure.