Here’s to hoping HBO Max picks it up.

You don’t go to Taco Bell for well made, quality ingredient tacos and burritos. You go there for crazy junk food. I love Taco Bell, but if I want a real taco, I’m going to a local Mexican place.

As long as they don’t take away the Cheesy Gordita Crunch, I’ll be okay.

It reminds me of a joke I heard once. I think the person who said it was supposedly half-Jewish. They said they weren’t a Jew, they were just Jew-ish.

It’s also a fun place to have a conference. You think a lot of people want to go to Lincoln, Nebraska for a conference?

Is it possible for them to grow it in the shape of various cuts of meat? Can it come in the shape of a chicken breast? Will they eventually be able to come on synthetic bones so we can have a drumstick?

HBO was a part of my DirecTV package that I’m locked into for the time being.

Roku better get their shit together by then because I’m getting really annoyed that I can only access HBO Max on my phone or computer.

I’m also surprised no one chose the mint chocolate M&M’s. Those were the first thing I thought of. Always had them around Christmas. 

I suppose I’ll go with Dennis even though I don’t particularly like Andes mints and I’m lukewarm on Junior Mints.. The mint Milanos are what saved him.

Boy, I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder!

I think you mean Maxwell Nerdstrom.

Whenever the monolith is not in an A.V. Club article, everyone should ask, “Where’s the monolith?”

Really? Not a single yeast infection joke?

I’m glad the most I’ve ever had to do to help prepare the food for Thanksgiving is open a can of cranberry sauce and help carve the turkey. When we would have big Thanksgiving meals with the entire extended family I would sometimes get to carve the deep fried turkey. I would be full before the meal even started from…

Being from Utica, I’ve never heard of this.

Don’t you also need to eat them like the day they’re made too? I’m pretty sure they don’t last.

I drink most of my water from a 52 oz. insulated mug. I fill it up with ice water every night and drink from it throughout the night and the following day.

I like that this article solely exists for the author to brag about how another one of their articles was mentioned on TV.

Or 3 years old...