You have some points here, but driving around with high beams on all the time because you’re too much of a lazy bum to spend like 2 minutes switching low beam light bulbs out is selfish and extremely inconsiderate to every single other person on the road. It could cause an accident while you’re blinding other drivers.

I’ll second that. My dad is passionate about cars in general, and especially about F1. Hell, he even worked for GM for 50 years. When he was a teenager, he could swap an engine on a 1949 Chevy in about 2 hours. But I wouldn’t let him anywhere near my car’s mechanical bits today, when he’s 82, or even 30 years at 52,…

I wore out my cassette of Vivid in the series of beaters I had as a Senior in high school. The whole album was good.

Because we’ve beaten irony senseless and locked it in the basement, this song is a favorite of my Trump-loving step-father.

Every time I climbed out of my velvety interior 1980's Chrysler Fifth Avenue, I felt like I was exiting the womb.

I think Hertz sales let’s you rent before you buy. So you get a 3 day test drive of the actual car you are considering and it’s free if you do end up buying

Tanks a lot Rivian

Terrible horrible no good useless communist polluter no-engine zero-horsepower potato-acceleration mattress-handling die-if-you-crash-into-a-chicken turds. Yet I remember them fondly, since they were the ‘luxury’ cars of my childhood. Fuck communism for making me think these things were something special.

Anyone who talks shit about Lady Camden can eat shit.

I am John from the video! Just have to say how incredibly psyched I am to be featured on Jalopnik. Couldn’t have imagined a more creative way for that to happen....

I’m a big fan of the 500-900 HP sprawl throughout this article. I’m a bigger fan of a SWB Dodge Caravan with that kind of power, especially electrified.

The Italian Navy has screen door submarines. The New Polish Navy has glass bottom boats, to see the Old Polish Navy.

Probably needed the spare parts. We still talk about Russia as a super power, but they are semi bankrupt Mafia with 51% of its GDP smuggled into the grey market for laundering every year. This image of power is one of Putin’s greatest accomplishments- though the orange doofus is an easy mark.

Par for the course with Russia. We used to send a lot of computer equipment there. Expensive stuff. Every now and then the staff over there would uncrate the box and find a bunch of rocks.

This brings up something else to discuss: is it “tug of wars” or “tugs of war”?

Don’t you dare come after my man Wałęsa like that

That’s a question for Mercury, not Ford.

I’m not a fan of either ford or tesla, but in terms of styling this is miles ahead of the model Y lol