“I think possums are far more viscous and I managed without a gun.”

The sad thing is that this is the 200th time this particular groundhog has died this particular way.

The game of Lava, Mustang, Crowds is a lot like Rock, Paper, Scissors.

I swear Childish Gambino looks exactly like the guy who plays Lando  Calrissian in the new Han Solo movie

Yeah, dude, wanting to see people get hurt is pretty seriously fucked up.

This is how my brain interpreted the title of this post:

These dudes sound like they could lead a band playing a local GMO-free coffee shop

“Wants: Comfortable, Reliable, Different”

Personally I’m overwhelmed by the obvious genetic superiority on display.

“It’s patently obvious there is no merit to this lawsuit,” a Tesla spokesman said.

My dad’s in his 90s and still a decent driver unless he starts rubbernecking, it’s easier if I drive so he can look at the wildlife and flowers.

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Like, who outside of Columbus and Philly didn’t want to see the Capitals and Penguins go at it again in the second round this year?

What flavor is it?

What flavor is it?

Large corporations never cared about their workers or the communities where they did business. They’ve simply stopped pretending.

Fiduciary duty for short-term profits to exclusion of all else was, and remains, a mistake.

There isn’t a Trump alive that should be considered a keeper

I’d be happy to pay $9-10 bucks a gallon if we had public transportation.

Assuming interest rates will have more to do with bringing this to a halt and higher fuel prices.

I have these (or something really similar) and it is worth every penny. So much better than the particle board stuff. I’ve had them in my garage for the last 5 years with heavy use and it looks as good as it did the day I put them in.

I have these (or something really similar) and it is worth every penny. So much better than the particle board…