So, I guess jalopnik descoped a sense of humor in the comments with the site redesign?

I love these lights. They look a bit like the 02 bugeye wrx headlights.

I drive a '93 Hoonavan I got for $100 and omg, I couldn't be happier. Does it look rough? Does the slide door not really slide? Are there buttons missing and dashlights out? Sure. I paid $100 for a running, living, breathing haul everything (and fast with the 3.3) utility wagon and daily beater for the ages! Need to…

Looks to me like a German car company managed to make a commercial that pretty well represents all the kick-ass parts of being an American teenage male, or at least a teenage underdog story. Well done.

This gets my belated vote for CotD yesterday. I spit my coffee out laughing.

Wasn't there a post somewhere about racecar drivers and their dependence on good physical conditioning to perform in anything other than Nascar? Watching him struggle to get out of the car was somewhat satisfying.

LOL. So, so true.

That powerplant in a new mid-size Ram Dakota, please. Torque of a hemi V-8 in a reasonably sized mini Ram getting upwards of 30 mpg highway? With the interiors and utilitous options Ram is doing now on the full size, I'd buy the shit out of a smaller version that's capable and that efficient.

Do I sense a new series arriving on Jalopnik? "Will it Make-a-Baby"?

Surely those toolboxes are filled with shocker stickers and popped collars as the tools are out running around directing the video which spawned this cotd. I don't think this Salamone guy would know a ratchet if it up and slapped the ish out of him.

You're right on with the can reference...it's basically a can made out of crushed cans which sounds like a sack of rattling cans. I'm pretty sure the pistons in the motor were recycled Keystone Light cans.

I drive a '93 Caravan I bought for a $100 and all of the statements in this article are absolutely true.

'92 Geo Tracker base, two wheel drive, 5-speed, hard wheel, hard dash, no airbags and if you leaned forward a bit, you hit the windshield. Fuel lines, brake lines all rusted out and the driver side door had trouble staying closed. On a slightly damp day, you could slide it around like a drift car (and I would do so…

EYYYYYYYY-EYY SEXY LA-IR!