I got this exact vac for Christmas (everyone, deeply appreciate PixieMom who went mega deal shopping to manage this) and it is amazing. Where all other vacs have given up after the second round of facing my super long and fall-y out-y hair along with our two long-haired cats, this one is still trucking a month later.

Do…

I got this exact vac for Christmas (everyone, deeply appreciate PixieMom who went mega deal shopping to manage this)…

Agreed with a bit of “pay not attention to the Hope Hicks story” sauce.

I view it as a certain type of dramatic irony: the audience knows something the character, in this case inherently, does not that makes the portrayal interesting and entertaining (though, as it is not information within the story itself, I could see how some people wouldn’t be willing to stretch the term).

Wait, do we not care about the Carrie Fisher win? Because I care a lot about the Carrie Fisher win.

Have you read the Bible? It definitely is.

Aramark, a large, multinational corporation, already runs the lodge restaurants. And they are expensive! It’s not like the government is giving away mom and pop revenue.

I also leave an emergency outfit. Basically, if I’m just there for a day or two, I don’t need to bring anything.

Holy shit, this is one of the best things I’ve ever seen. It was so. satisfying.

You get a whole constellation for that one.

What will happen first: car accident during delivery leading to lawsuit, delivery company of some sort suing over CDLs, or lawsuit over expensing mileage?

You could’ve had Al Franken? You went to school with a bunch of morons. (I’m so waiting to hear this was a super prestigious school so that I kind of feel like an idiot but kind of don’t because, you know, AL FRANKEN.

Pretty sure they were planning on this happening so that they could spin in.

Showed to my husband. Expected some “wowowowow” and got “what’s he doing fishing the deep sea?! You’re not supposed to do that! It’s a super fragile eco-system...” Apparently everything down there is super long lived and that means slow to reproduce and that means this rando has doomed us all. (Okay, I added that last…

And partly it looks weird because they are reflective, so it looks like the picture might have been taken with flash that lit up the stop sign and ended up doing the opposite to the guys since the stop sign washed out, they ended up dark.

This is what the entire campaign was all about: Trump TV. We’re there. We’ve made it (we didn’t want to). Congratulations, concede.

Okay, but literally: who didn’t?

No. I love this comment. It might be the best comment to have ever existed.

Psh, that happens in every big (or big-ish, I’m looking at you, Seattle) city.

There is not enough damage control on this earth. I’m an alum and can attest to the “alums are causing as big of a ruckus as we know how to cause” side of things.