I got this exact vac for Christmas (everyone, deeply appreciate PixieMom who went mega deal shopping to manage this) and it is amazing. Where all other vacs have given up after the second round of facing my super long and fall-y out-y hair along with our two long-haired cats, this one is still trucking a month later.

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I got this exact vac for Christmas (everyone, deeply appreciate PixieMom who went mega deal shopping to manage this)…

Agreed with a bit of “pay not attention to the Hope Hicks story” sauce.

Wait, do we not care about the Carrie Fisher win? Because I care a lot about the Carrie Fisher win.

Have you read the Bible? It definitely is.

Aramark, a large, multinational corporation, already runs the lodge restaurants. And they are expensive! It’s not like the government is giving away mom and pop revenue.

I also leave an emergency outfit. Basically, if I’m just there for a day or two, I don’t need to bring anything.

What will happen first: car accident during delivery leading to lawsuit, delivery company of some sort suing over CDLs, or lawsuit over expensing mileage?

You could’ve had Al Franken? You went to school with a bunch of morons. (I’m so waiting to hear this was a super prestigious school so that I kind of feel like an idiot but kind of don’t because, you know, AL FRANKEN.

Pretty sure they were planning on this happening so that they could spin in.

And partly it looks weird because they are reflective, so it looks like the picture might have been taken with flash that lit up the stop sign and ended up doing the opposite to the guys since the stop sign washed out, they ended up dark.

This is what the entire campaign was all about: Trump TV. We’re there. We’ve made it (we didn’t want to). Congratulations, concede.

Okay, but literally: who didn’t?

No. I love this comment. It might be the best comment to have ever existed.

Psh, that happens in every big (or big-ish, I’m looking at you, Seattle) city.

There is not enough damage control on this earth. I’m an alum and can attest to the “alums are causing as big of a ruckus as we know how to cause” side of things.

This. I’m team-your-wife. Oh, your hair looks like you once when near strawberry koolaid, but then you thought better of it and cross the street? NOT A REDHEAD.

Yeah, Chicago is hard-core blue and pretty proud of Obama so A had nothing to do with B. It would have been a huge shit show (though not as literally as this one is). #ILiveThere

Would go out of my way to see. Will watch Carol, would go out of my way to see Kamala.

I’m sorry, but this one is particularly Farfetch’d.