I miss pogs. My collection got moldy and had to throw it away, I still had the stumpers though.

He said sexual maturity. I was sexually mature at 10. I had exactly the same body at 10 as I did at 25. He would probably have identified with the men who hit on me starting when I was about 11 or the men who screamed sexual shit out of their car windows starting around the same time, or the men who grabbed my ass…

I’m 33 and my mind is still consumed with pogs.

So, I’m starting a cruise line, and it’s going to be epic guys.

I can’t help but think about trends in eyebrows right now. Women used to pluck them into oblivion. Now they are drawing them back in, tattooing them back on, and all of the things to have thicker more shapely eyebrows. And that’s relatively simple, if not weird to me.

Yep, my 16 year old sister confirmed that this is because they are hyper aware of their online presence and want to be in control of it. It’s also a signal to your friends not to tag you either, which I get but...why are you posing for a picture in the first place? Why not just decline the photographer or turn your…

They have different reasons for doing it -- after all teenagers are major followers. However according to my 13 year old step daughter, she doesn’t want facial recognition apps automatically tagging her on social media. She wants to choose where her pictures goes. Somehow I think it’s just the ‘cool thing to do’ for a…

The most logical conclusion to which I arrived is that they recognize that facial recognition is A Thing and that pictures on the Internet never go away, so by hiding their faces they can hopefully prevent embarrassing questions in future job interviews.

“I’m so sorry to do this to you Donald, but my wife just called and said the maple syrup floods have gotten really bad and I have to get home to lead the search and rescue sled dogs. But we should definitely do this again some time k bye!”

My hatred of Paul Ryan is so deep seated and personal...

Despite this being 2017, it took me a minute to realize you meant the Secret Service and weren’t referring to the Nazi military group.

Some claim that it won’t affect your permanent hair color. Others say that it will cause brassiness. It did affect my darker colors (both permanent and demi). Now that I’m blonde I don’t want to risk it. Of course, I’m not a stylist so everyone’s MMV

Ooh, can I ask, how has the botox worked out for you? I get these kind of tension headaches when stressed that seem focused on the front of my forehead, and I’ve wondered if botox would help. Does the facial freezing bother you, or is it a bonus? 

Yup, exactly how it sounds. You comb it in to hold them in shape. I never use it for its intended purpose, because it feels weird and crunchy when you move your face, but for hair frizz it’s magic.

Second that.

It’s a brilliant solution! It can take some adjustment and patience, but I swear by it.

Yes, a demi-permanent heightening color can do wonders! But Buy your own supplies at Sally because box colors use 20 vol developer, but you ONLY NEED 10!!!

That sounds fascinating. But what is clear eyebrow gel and why is it used? To keep stray eyebrow hairs in place?

I you don’t color your hair, try this: Apple cider Vinegar 50/50 water/ vinegar in a bottle. After washing, saturate your hair in it,. wait. Rinse with cold water. It is acidic and your hair will LOVE it. Sooooft. The smell will fade quickly. I protects your hair’s natural acid barrier.

After washing, don’t tousle your hair hard or rub it with a towel. Use a towel or paper towels to squeeze the water out.