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Maybe they meant to hire Ralph. He’s the one who has experience playing a pale skinned noseless man who poses a threat to children. #allegedly

I’m dying over the Ramsey Bolton as Hitler casting. Obviously Rheon is a great actor, but between that and Littlefinger as a psychologist, I’m cracking up.

My neighbor in my new apartment has not brought her cat in, despite it being 19 degrees outside. I’m on my way to get supplies to make one of those cat shelter things with a plastic storage tote.

Well, since he has zero respect for the rule of law or formal government of any kind (except the diplomatic amnesty he’s hiding behind, of course), should he really have a trial?

Or, maybe, Democrats are actually capable of being nuanced about things, and liked Wikileaks when it was publicly committing itself to being neutral and non-partisan. And then Assange was put under investigation for rape and his history of egotism and egomania came to light, and Wikileaks started leaking things like…

Can the Equadorian Embassy leak Assange into the hands of Swedes so that he can face rape charges?

This has happened to me. We were not drunk. He was thrusting and removed his penis all the way and then he pushed into me again and it went in my butt. Like, a lot (intentional anal has never been that easy). I said HEY WHAT THE FUCK. FWIW we were spooning. Any other cases where the guy has even slightly hesitated…

Maybe MAYBE it’s possible that you’re having drunk sex with your girlfriend and while your going at it normally on one of the thrusts your dick comes out and then hit her butt but you don’t know cuz you’re just chugging along and shit now she’s crying and ok it’s honey I’m sorry I didn’t mean to I didn’t even know I…

Now that the generation is dead, Alzheimer afflicted or their behavior cowed how do we find this info? Is this on ancestry.com?

RIP: hot mess, ratchet, slay, woke, bae, Yass, lit....and now fire.

Unlike many of those getting angry with this there is no way this girl did this without reading most of the bible from cover to cover.

Right? I was trying to math how long it would have taken and it has to be like 200 hours if she spent 10 minutes on each page. This girl is in looooove.

Personal beliefs aside, that is an impressively thoughtful and work-intensive gift.

I mean, I feel bad for her, because this bible had blank spots in it for notes, so why is it bad that she highlighted things. This reminds me of the most confusing aspect of my recent Byzantine history class, which was all the heresies. I’m a Jew. Jews generally don’t kick other Jews out of the faith unless you REALLY…

I cannot look at Ariana and not think “She is a living, breathing cartoon”. She is a Josie and the Pussycat character come to life. This has nothing to do with her stances on objectification or anything else. My husband is quite sick of me rewinding that T-mobile commercial and daring him to tell me that anything that…

We’re putting the band back together.

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We don’t really have thrift shops down here... just the weekend flea market where talking to a stranger is a 50/50 risk of being lectured on how Donald Trump will make America great again.

she was wed off to a tangerine Demogorgon to settle the debt of her parents, who stole magic beans from Donald Trump’s enchanted vegetable garden when she was only one year old.