“I want to destroy you for your own good. Why can’t you see that, you ungrateful little shit that I effectively disowned.”

Honestly? It’s because I suddenly found out that I wasn’t anything special.

God, yes. Pinkham’s BCO/OTM segment has all but withered away. Sucks, because that shit was the only thing that made Monday morning bearable.

KITCHENETTE 4 LYFE.

My fear for Anxiety Monster is that her “friend” will not let her get off with such a simple email. If she’s truly a drama queen, she’ll rage at her on social media and be ruthless when talking about her to their mutual friends.

Anxiety Monster: this woman is not your friend. She is your abuser. It is OK and normal for you to feel love for her, because that is what abusers do; they exploit the good impulses of their victims (that’s you). Otherwise, they wouldn’t have anyone to abuse. You wouldn’t stick around for it.

Obligatory seconding

eh, she seems like the kind of woman where screwing her significant other would take you from step A to Hep C.

Here’s a wild idea: if you have to routinely scour a show you’re airing for hidden swastikas, maybe don’t air it at all.

It is very upsetting that the same place that gives us Rick and Morty also has to give us this nonsense.

Actually, McConnell looks like it’s all he can do not to burst out laughing.

I’m still not watching TV news. this is one of the only news sources I can stomach because the writers are just as horrified as I am.

That’s a look of “HOLY SHIT WE WON WE REALLY WON HEHEHEHEHEHEHE” giddiness.

I do believe the man is terrified.

It’s not so bad, just keep it together Mitchy boy... Keep it together now...

Agreed- you do all the rocking.

The National Socialist German Workers Party got a small but not negligible portion of the Jewish vote their first few times out. It wasn’t until after the passage of the Nuremberg Laws that the number of Jewish votes received dropped to zero.* That was after the publication of the works and propaganda demonizing…

I used to do comedy work with dudes that have done very well at Adult Swim... each and every one of them were unfunny fuck boys.

I went to an Adult Swim roadshow drive-in event and they played a few shows that hadn’t been aired yet. One of them was that million dollar world peace bullshit. The mixture of people at the event was roughly 50/50 men to women. We all watched that episode and it was fucking crickets. Like someone stepped on the fun…

I read the gesture as saying, “You want other women? Here, I give you all the fucking women you could possibly want!” It’s a way of symbolically owning his infidelity.